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Free space
GDPR is a Free Space. Everyone Gets It.



Fingerprint
Fingerprint; Everyone is unique; even online.



Ai
AI: Artificial Intelligence. It WILL kill us all (unless it saves us all)



Anonymous
Anonymous Data. It's not personal.



Blockchain
Blockchain - no one knows how it works but everyone wants to use it



Cloud
The Cloud - where your stuff is always available; to you and to hackers and prying authorities



Coppa
COPPA - Protecting kids since ... wait how old are you?



Datamap
Data Mapping - Like National Treasure and Pirates of the Caribbean but way fewer explosions



Dnt
DNT (Do Not Track) - it was dead, but is back again? Unclear.



Facialrecognition
More accurate than your mom in finding your face in a crowd



Labmd
This is a picture of a dumpster fire.



Schrems
Max Schrems - 'Likes' Facebook



Snowden
Snowden - protecting your privacy while Putin looks over his shoulder



Trump
Trump has really driven Twitter to tears. Sad!



Trust
It all really boils down to how much you trust your apps to have your back



Crypto
Poor Alice and Bob really have trouble communicating securely



Advocates
Walking Out of NTIA Stakeholder meetings since 2015



Biglaw
Outside Counsel: The most expensive way to tell your boss you were right all along



Eprivacy
E-Privacy Regulation: Somehow Not Strict Enough for Working Party 29



Hacker
Hackers, black hats, script kiddies, and people that can iterate through integers in a URL pattern



Privacyshield
Harbors weren't safe enough, so we moved to a shield.



Vendor
Vendors, vendor management, etc.



Xdevice
Cross Device: So You Can Pause Your Phone Spotify From Your Computer App



Vizio
Smart TV: The TV that watches you back



Usercontrol
User Control: Letting the users do some stuff for a change



Unfairness
Unfairness - the FTCs other superpower



Iapp
IAPP: The organization that brought you this conference and useful emails



Innovation
Everyone's talking about innovation but I haven't seen much in privacy policies



Iot
Internet Of Things - so your toaster and your fridge have friends and can talk to each other when you're at work



Pbd
Privacy By Design: Making Developers deal with lawyers sooner in the sprint



Pia
Privacy Impact Assessments: Proving to auditors you really really really covered your ass



Precisegeo
Precise Geo - making Ubers slightly less awful to locate



Section702
The NSA told us [redacted] and they use this mostly for [redacted]



Selfreg
Self Regulation - making neither side happy since invented



Sensitivedata
Sensitive Data: stuff you really don't want computers to know about you



Smartoaster
Smart Toaster - the best IOT device no one needs



Target
Target breach / predictive analytics - quality tropes



Transparency
Letting others see your secret sauce, but on your terms and on your time



Accountability
We expect you to blame someone else for not hearing this topic mentioned



Adtech
Adtech: keeping the internet free and advocates employed/busy



Algorithmictransparency
Algo Transparency: 'yea we just TensorFlow'd it'



Art29
Article 29 Working Party - protecting Europe -ahem- the world's privacy this millennium



Beacons
Beacons: Helping your devices chart a course through real space by turning it into cyberspace



Biometrics
Biometrics: faces, palms, fingerprints, facepalms



Compliance
Compliance: Keeping lawyers employed since the dawn of time



Cookies
Cookies: Keeping you logged in and advertisable since 99



Csuite
Convincing the C Suite of anything requires a solid understanding of weird business-sports metaphors and skating to where the puck is going



Databreach
Data Breaches: floods of 1s and 0s you can't put back in your datalake



Deid
De-Identification - what we do with data when we don't care about the person so much anymore



Ethics
Ethics: works best when the audience isn't a soulless CPU



Fines
Fines: How you get big companies to pay attention and small companies to go bankrupt



Ftc
The FTC - the privacy cop on the beat



Geneticprivacy
Genetic Privacy - a bit more sensitive than your zip code.